Remember, todays high fashion is often tomorrows catchy Halloween costume.Anonymous phone calls, e-mails and underwear from strangers in the mailthe demand was strong to see The Parrot grind his booty to Shaun Ts new fitness program, CIZE.But if ever there was a fitness program designed for methis is most certainly not it.
That means that there is nothing demeaning about a 44 year old systems analyst getting back into the same awesome dance groove I had when wait I never had a dance groove. On the marketing page, Shaun and the cast resemble something youd see on Star Trek. That means if you have any inhibitions about getting funky, youre more apt to shuffle around like youre having a seizure. I was completely undone when I did the ultimate mistakeI looked at myself trying to dance in a mirror. Blast it, thousands of you people are counting on me I need some serious help to get in the proper mindset. I began scrambling for ideas lest my review fail due to the ingrained insecurities of my Manitoba-farmer roots. Familiarity it seems breeds comfort, so if you can get through the first week I think youll be pleasantly surprised how much less uncomfortable youll feel moving forward. But I have to say the four dudes in the back wearing low-crotch skinny jeans and baseball caps are a crime against humanity. All but one move are new and as before combine at the end to make a dance sequence worthy of dazzling the guests at Billys upcoming bar-mitzvah. For myself I could often imagine the dance-trac in my head throughout the day and saunter up to Mrs. In order to keep up with the Cize-it-Up trac, you have to be moving like lightning on meth. Everyone looks like they just got hit by Doctor Dooms mind-melting ray and are stumbling around like theyre hungry for brains. Yes, by week 5 it is time to seriously amp it up and Shaun is asking a lot from The Parrot this week. He asks. I deliver. The stances and arm movements have a powerful rhythm, yet still brings in the crazy dance youve come to expect up to this point. Whereas Go For It has sharper focus like it wants to punch the dance floor in the face, Livin in the 8s relies more heavily on graceful movement while remaining unmistakably powerful. Its fairly basic by doing a once through each move and then finally doing it to the beat. Its not on the level of Asylum by a long shot, but a good nine minutes nonetheless. This is the Asylum version of dance instruction that will test the limits of your timing, endurance and control. The cardio component is off the charts because doing moves to a musical beat makes you try harder to keep up. Im 44 and to be honest, it was a significant challenge to break out of my shell and go all Flashdance. This is absolutely an advanced workout that develops inhuman levels of co-ordination and should not be mistaken for your Moms waltz instructional VHS tapes.
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